December 2011
108 posts
Follower: How old are you?
Blogger with a stick up their ass: Why does everyone ask me this? It's in my FAQ. DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS THAT ARE IN MY FAQ. JUST LOOK AT THE DAMN FAQ. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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Well I've been afraid of changing, 'cause I built...
expectojaquito:
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Listen
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
When someone smiles at me, I smile back even if I...
Kiss me
miss-coyote:
Beneath the milky twilight.
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
love-serenades:
expectojaquito:
theeldervag:
maxinrelaxin:
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my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
